David's Crowning Ceremony

Here exists a rough transcript of David's Crowning Ceremony, when he replaced Richard as Head ICT Prefect, and Andrew replaced Smith as Deputy Head ICT Prefect. The ceremony itself took place on the 22nd May 2009 in the then capital - ICT 1:

The Transcript

 * Richard hands David the Royal Sceptre

Richard: You are now officially...in charge

David: Thankyou

Richard: Well technically you're not yet...

Smith: What do you have to say, David?

David: I say, thankyou Richard! Errm. Thankyou all!

Smith: Sure you don't want to make any German references like a Reich lasting a thousand years or anything?

David: Erm no, but I will be creating an new breed of Ubermunchen!


 * Holds up Smith's Toy Soldier

All: Oooooooohhhhhh


 * Inaudible

Smith: You must win the war in the east! I've decided that's the east!

David: Should we all go to Forward Command?

Sally: Smith! What's an Ubermun- what did he say?

Smith: I don't know go ask David. Nominate! You must now nominate your deputy! Don't pick him or you're an idiot! Appoint your deputy! Get out of the way!

Richard: You must officially choose your Deputy

David: You mean my Smith?

Richard: Yes, Macca. It's all your choice! Macca

Smith: It's going to be Macca or Vladimir really

Richard: Macca. Macca. Don't make me take it off you!

Smith: If you picked the ginger guy there would be consequences!

David: McLean, stand up. Arise McLean! Now kneel. I appoint you Deputy McLean of the IT Room!

Smith: Yeeeaaaaaahhh! Go Macca!


 * All round cheering and applause*