Vladimir

Vladimir Francois Tchaikovski is a resident of the Kingdom of IT, current Archbishop and Minister of State for Culture as well as being a philandering opium fiend. The name 'Vladimir' came about to replace his real name and is based on a story told by David concerning a gay transvestite German named 'Vlad', whether Mr. Tchaikovski himself partakes in these things is still in question.

Career
Vladimir joined the Kingdom around the same time as Andrew, Mullybobs and Josh. From there he was chosen by David to become his deputy when Richard left. It was only thirty seconds before the actual ceremony took place that Andrew was chosen over Vladimir upon a recommendation from Richard. Vladimir then went on to be appointed Minister of Sate for Culture on the new Cabinet and also given the title of Archbishop.

There is question, however, as to whether Vladimir is abusing his powers by persecuting any who do not acknowledge the greatness of neo-progressive rock band, "Marillion".

Trivia

 * It is also a well known tradition for the current Head ICT Prefect of the Kingdom to chase Vladimir around ICT 1 with a stick whilst shouting 'dee' whenever he sees fit.
 * Vladimir is well known for his charisma, drama skills, hair and his love of bondage.
 * He makes up one of the forty Marillion fans in the world.
 * Vladimir Francois Tchaikovski is only a fraction of the length of his real name. His real name is something more along the lines of: Vladimir Francois Joseph Ian Josephine Viagra Man Goldfish Boy Daisy Petunia Anthony Ptolemy Jonathan Harry Joanne Andrew William Little Timmy Captain Obvious Hair Man Wilson Tchaikovski. Even this is not his full name.
 * Vladimir was once part of a revolutionary new propulsion system. It involved using the shear repulsive power of his own face to cause the universe itself to repel him and thus moving him at a significant velocity. This idea was scrapped after it was realised that the repulsion power was so great that it was causing minor gravitatonal destabilisation of the earth.
 * He is also a practitioner of the Ugly Dance.